10 Problems Only Tyrion Lannister Would Understand

3. Asking Jaime To Reach Things

One of the most tragic things about Tyrion's height is that he probably wouldn't receive a great deal of help from anybody in his family, and Jaime, the only one relative who actually likes him, is equally incapacitated with a stump for a hand. Tyrion could ask Cersei to reach for the sugar and she'd hand it to him laced with rat poison, Tommen would ask for Margaery's permission first, then Cersei's, then Margaery's, then Cersei's...while Tywin would coolly declare that "it was no sugar of mine" before passing it along to Jaime.