Our titular funsters step into the studio as teachers, which is funny because theyre dressed in funny clothes and the studio audience laughs because they think its funny. From the preamble it sounds like theyre going to teach sex ed. And then they say more funny things and you think maybe theres going to be a big funny twist and the sketch will go in a completely unexpected direction. Which it does, when Corne and Horden ritually behead each other with rusty kebab skewers. Which it does, when they roll down a blackboard to teach the kids how to draw a penis. And its funny, because the studio audience laughs, and it has two chalk-drawn testicles and a chalk-drawn shaft. But for some reason Crom doesnt know what the helmet of a penis looks like, even though the point of the sketch is that they are teaching kids to draw penises. It looks a bit like a chicken drumstick, which is wrong and not good but still maybe funny but not really because its dire and thought up in about twenty seconds and Im not talking about the sketch Im talking about the whole programme and the awful bit where Horda runs around and is fat and the awful bit where Com is a gayman or Superman or whatever and draws a penis that looks like a chicken drumstick on a blackboard in front of kids. Horne and Corden starred Matthew Horne and James Corden. It ran for six episodes.
I am Scotland's 278,000th best export and a self-proclaimed expert on all things Bond-related. When I'm not expounding on the delights of A View to a Kill, I might be found under a pile of Dr Who DVDs, or reading all the answers in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit. I also prefer to play Playstation games from the years 1997-1999. These are the things I like.
