Your hose fights send family members to the hospital. You've been known to recklessly cause traffic accidents for the sake of getting one over on your wife. You hate tourists so much you'll provoke bar fights. Does this sound like you? We can go about. What about starting your own TV station to get around censorship only to have the FCC attempt to censor real life? Do you frequently break into song? If you do, do you take cash for bachelor parties? Upscale stuff, totally. If your impulse buys are so notorious they deserve an entry on this list all their own (hint hint), then you might just be the Peter Griffin of your family. You're also probably the guy who will press the big red button that says "Do Not Press" just because it's there. And let us tell you, if a ninja pops out and kicks your ass for doing it, it's your own damn fault.
Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.
