10 Signs You’re The Peter Griffin Of Your Family

9. You're A Tubby Guy With A Hot Wife

From Ralph Kramden to Homer Simpson, the fat guy with a hot wife trope has been a prevalent one on television, so if you're the Peter Griffin of your family - congrats, your wife is probably pretty smoking! Now, you may want to be worried if your jet pilot neighbour constantly shows up to lend a "helping hand" while wearing nothing but a robe, but hey - that just means your wife is hot enough to grab the attention of your friends. Your co-workers. Your... son? And your overly religious dad might just call her a harlot, but hey, gramps doesn't know what he's missing. In any case, like many a TV dad before him, Peter somehow managed to back the hottie (and former porn star) that is Lois Griffin - and if you did as well, then you may just be the Peter Griffin of your family. So how about sharing a little bit of that hottie-snagging technique with the rest of us?
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.