As anyone whos tuned in to True Blood would likely know, the vampire saga is based in Bon Temps, Louisiana. And as language experts know, Bon Temps translates as good times and Louisiana, we assume, means naked. Alan Balls HBO show is difficult to categorise, lying somewhere between supernatural drama, Southern Gothic fantasy, horror and black comedy. However, one constant throughout True Bloods seven seasons is a nudity quotient to rival almost any show yet seen. This shouldnt really come as a surprise the vampire has been a sexual allegory for centuries but some viewers have found it difficult to contain their shock. From the very first episode, the audience was assaulted with fang-bangers, bondage, cosplay, threesomes, girl-on-girl, boy-on-boy, orgies and more, and thats without even going into the really weird stuff. Sookies nookie is positively chaste compared to Eric and Noras displays of sibling love, Bill literally twisting Lorenas head around during sex so he doesnt have to look at her, and Alcides American werewolf in flagrante. If youve seen even half the stuff they get up to on True Blood and youve never been the same since, seek help and you should be okay. If youve done half this stuff, no amount of therapy can save you.
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