5. Family Guy
"It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV, but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?" Paying homage to the great
All in the Family theme song (RIP Jean Stapleton, aka Edith "Dingbat" Bunker), in a twisted irony the show that contains all the sex, farts and violence usually not found on American primetime boasts a theme song about upholding traditional values on the airwaves. I mean hey, at least Archie and Edith were honest about it. Still a great cartoon, even given its checkered past. Fun fact: the reason why Stewie's voice is different in the third season opening is because the Fox execs in all their infinite stupidity thought that he was singing "effin' cry" instead of "laugh and cry." You truly can't fix stupid. For your listening pleasure,
Family Guy.