8. Grandfather
Series 7's The Rings of Akhaten contains many good elements, such as the Eleventh Doctor's long and much loved speech to the planet-sized parasite god. But the story also contains a truly dreadful enemy for the Doctor. No, it's not the Vigil or even the mummified alarm clock in the glass case. It's the aforementioned planet-sized parasite god, the one the locals call "Grandfather". Huge monsters the size of planets or stars have been done before in science fiction generally and in Doctor Who specifically (in Series 3's 42, for a start), but it's not the scale of the villain that's the problem. It's the crudely drawn smiley face. As if the absurd face on the gas giant alien wasn't bad enough, the creature also can't communicate. Most stories featuring a vast intelligence facing off against the Doctor provide a way for the villain to somehow interact with the hero - by possessing another character, usually. But Grandfather can't manage even that, forcing the Doctor to keep up both sides of the conversation all by himself. Yes, it results in a beautifully worded soliloquy, but it also feels a lot like the Doctor is trying to bore the "god" to death, and he's running the risk of subjecting the audience to the same fate, too.
Mike Morgan
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Mike has lived in the UK, Japan and the USA. Currently, he is based in Iowa with his wife and 2 young children. After working for many years as a writer and editor for a large corporation, he is now a freelancer. He has been fortunate enough to contribute to many books on Doctor Who over the last 20 years and is now concentrating on original sci-fi & fantasy short stories, with recent sales including Flame Tree, Uffda, and The Martian Wave. Also, look for his contribution on Blake's 7 to "You and Who Else", a charity anthology to be released later this year.
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