12 Darkest South Park Moments Ever
9. The Boys Retrieve Semen From Their Dead Teacher
Simpsons Already Did It (Season 6, Episode 7)
After Cartman’s Sea People don’t live up to his wild fantasy, particularly their inability to play basketball, The Boy’s put them in Ms. Choksondik’s coffee. Soon after, their teacher dies. The Boy’s, with Tweak in tow, take a vow of silence. To take their mind off the situation, they watch cartoons and weakly affirm that nothing has changed.
However, they learn from the news that during the autopsy, coroners found “semen” in her stomach. Prompting Stan to exclaim “they found the Sea Men. It’s only a matter of time before they find the women too”. What begins as a funny yet juvenile double-entendre, the comedy of errors takes a macabre turn.
The Boys go to the morgue to dispose of the semen/sea man evidence inside their teacher’s corpse. Cartman reaches inside her body and pulls out goo. However, The Boys are interrupted by coroners bringing back the actual semen sample. Cartman is forced to climb inside his teacher’s corpse to hide.
The semen and the sea people are mixed to create a parody of The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror segment The Genesis Tub, itself based on a novelette by George R. R. Martin.