12 Funniest Moments Of The Last Man On Earth So Far

3. Punch In, Punch Out, Punch In...

It might be surprising but Phil actually gets the women on board with the idea of him impregnating them both. Carol's big selling point was that she didn't want her kids to have to have sex with each other. Before an arranged attempt at procreation Carol gives her husband a hilarious pep talk. She gives Phil snacks for energy and makes him verify that he did in fact wash his genitals for the other woman. She adds in that his sex with Melissa should be "vigorous but not fun; thorough but not sexy." She wants him to save the fun stuff for his wife. Phil assures her that this is merely a job to him and that he intends to only "punch in and punch out, punch in and punch out, punch in, punch out...Then I'm going to come home to my wife..." Phil's hand motions during this dialogue are particularly amusing. "...punch in and punch out."