6. Doctor Who
This one's faker than Gerard Butler's eight-pack in 300. More like Dr. Wait-a-Bloody-Minute, you know. I mean, that's all there is to it? An almost smoking but not quite really so brunette sitting behind a white man making ugly faces at the camera? Not Hitchhiker-inspired journeys through the space-time paradox? No flying air-crafts that put Hippogriffs to shame? NO REAL ANYTHING?
5. Game Of Thrones
This is something they really need to teach in film school - never use green umbrellas. Never. For anything. Even in the face of a storm as devastating as the one in The Day After Tomorrow (not that umbrellas will be of much use then). Green umbrellas are a strict no, no. Why? Because they suck something an magnificently escapist as Game of Thrones down to quotidian levels faster than the Atlantic sucked the Titanic. Wait, we're all over that unfortunate sinking business now, aren't we?
4. Supernatural
No one can impress a lady as well as a man with metal spikes sticking out of his body. What's better? That doesn't seem to be hurting at all. While the show itself pulled this and other such moments off rather convincingly (probably because our attention spans these days are shorter than a midget), it's amazing how artificial these life-threatening wounds seem now. It's the kind of thing seven-year-olds would use to scare naive old couples on Halloween. And for an internationally watched TV show, here we were under the impression that they could do better.