12. "Doctor Who Is Just A TV Show And I Have A Very Firm Grasp On Reality, Thank You Very Much."
You're not fooling anybody! Thanks to Doctor Who, you can no longer tell the difference between what's fact and what's fiction, and the sooner you admit it, the sooner you can get on with your life. Don't worry, though. It's better this way.
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.