18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

8. Dolphins Aren't Smart, They Just Do What Makes Them Happy

"Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don€™t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren€™t smart. They just like pushing things."

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