18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

7. Ultimate Strength

"When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

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