18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

6. Don't You Hate It When That Happens?

"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor€™s dog."
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