14. Take "Introduction To Conspiracy Theories"
NBCYou know what they say, In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun, but that sounds like a lie to me, something told to us by the government! So lets forget it, get out our prop guns and hit up studyology, or another one of Greendales fine night school classes. Because lets be honest... its the best thing in the world, except at night! So celebrate in style, join Jeff and Annie and take up one of your favourite blow off classes. Chill with Professor Professorson and try not to get stuck reading the Deans debut novel (although to be fair, time travel is really hard to write about).
13. Roll The Dice
NBCWhen you roll the dice, you create 6 different timelines sure one of them HAS to be the darkest timeline but thats just the way things go. Lose yourself in the endless possibilities, in the unknown! Fracture your universe and let the pieces fall where they may. You might just end up with a new pizza boy husband or a Norwegian troll, or you may lose your arm who knows. But no matter what, keep the evil felt moustaches at the ready.
12. Worship Abed
NBCThere is just no one cooler than Abed Nadir, a man with no filter, with pillow forts, and an array of outrageous costumes and a bunch of crazy ideas. He can take on any role, control any character, he is the King of Greendale. Abed comes to life in the film Abed, a film about a filmmaker who can see God with his camera, but as the episode proves, Abed is the one to worship. ALL HAIL ABED!