20 Things Only People Addicted To Soaps Can Understand

3. Maintaining Perspective On Ideal Relationship Lengths

When a marriage that lasts three months is considered successful, you know there€™s a problem. Getting through four husbands in eight years is not normal, and if you€™ve been in a relationship for only three weeks then you shouldn€™t be discussing moving in together. Further to this, it€™s unlikely that you€™ll be dating again a week after your marriage disintegrates, especially if you start dating your cousin's current husband. Still, on the plus side, if you do manage to make a relationship last more than a couple of weeks you can be safe in the knowledge that you function better than most soap characters, which is always heartening!
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