22. Ray Calls His Own Son A "Fat P**sy" (Episode 1)
If you needed an early indication that Ray was deeply troubled, here it was. As Ray met up with his son Chad outside school, he noticed that he wasn't wearing the new shoes he bought for him. After some pressing, Chad's stepdad Richard reveals that some other kids stole the shoes and cut them up, enraging Ray to the point that he demands Chad tell him who did it, saying, "Jesus God, you fat pu*sy. Give me a kid's name right now or I'll pull your pants down and I'll spank you in front of the f***ing cheerleading squad." The most awkward father-son interaction in recent TV history? Most likely.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
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