1. Elton Pope Having Oral Sex With A Pavement Slab
And here it is. The biggest "WTF?!" moment in Doctor Who history and it's another gob-smacking entry from Series 2's Doctor-lite escapade Love & Monsters. The episode in question is strange all over - what with Elton Pope's persistent ELO obsession and Jackie Tyler waving around her dirty knickers - but Russell T Davies apparently decided that he hadn't traumatised the viewers enough already with the image of Peter Kay running around the streets of Cardiff in a giant nappy so he chose to top it all off with this little gem that still possesses the power to haunt us almost 10 years on. Don't get us wrong, it was genuinely moving when Elton realised his love for Ursula Blake for her to be absorbed to death in the very next scene but then she got brought back as a paving slab and none of it made any sense. At least they've still got "a bit of a love life", though, because that's really all that was missing from their nonsensical situation. Let's just hope he doesn't get too carried away and knock her off the bed, eh? What did you think of this list? Are there any other "WTF?!" Doctor Who moments that should've been included? Share 'em in the comments!
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.