5 Inspirational Ideas From The World of Alan Partridge
3. Occasional Moments of Cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBK49pfvVHc During the first episode of his Knowing Me Knowing You chat show, Alan is disappointed to learn that his star guest Sir Roger Moore will not be making it. However, Alan's afforded a brief window in which he can talk to his hero over the phone. Given the chance to ask Sir Roger Moore anything he likes before a substantial live television audience, Alan's question is nothing short of awe-inspiring: Roger, if a hypothetical fist fight were to break out between James Bond and Simon Templar from The Saint, who would win? That's just one moment out of many in which Alan shows himself to be the sort of person who'll abandon form and dignity when presented with the opportunity to do exactly what he wants. See also: his audience with the head of Colman's Mustard and his subsequent adventures in the amusement arcade. Shitty zombies.