4. Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood (Eddie Murphy)
Remember when Eddie Murphy was famous for being funny? That was a pretty cool time. Despite his apparent shunning of Saturday Night Live nowadays, he reigned as king during his tenure as a cast member. He hit the nail on the head with his impersonations of James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Buckwheat, and of course his modern interpretation of Gumby. But one of his finest original characters was Mr. Robinson, the host of a kid's show set in the ghetto. He guided children through the day-to-day workings of his life ("That was my landlord! Can you say 'scumbucket'?"), balancing the hardships of ghetto life with the softness of Mr. Rogers, who reportedly loved the spoof. Now admittedly, as funny as the skit can be in five-minute increments, it would probably get tiring after two hours, what with Eddie Murphy talking to the camera as though it were a child. Possibly a good way to do a film adaption would be to set it up like a mockumentary about Mr. Robinson "behind-the-scenes", while doing cutaways to his show.