5 Things Paula Deen Should Do To Revive Her Career

4. Get Edward Snowden In A Headlock

There has been lots of discussion speculating on whether Edward Snowden is a hero or a villain. Nick Cohen - a journalist who daily sacrifices the last of his credibility with his constant assertion that the war and the subsequent occupation is a good thing for the Iraqi people - casts him as the latter and additionally describes him as a coward for not turning himself in. Yeah, right. As if we haven't seen what happened to Bradley Manning. Edward Snowden is charged with espionage by the government of United States of America. Somehow the government illegally spying on the people in defiance of congressional order, without congress knowing about it, without the public knowing about it, is absolutely fine. However, telling the people that their government is illegally spying on them is an act of treason in Obama's America. Snowden travelled to Hong Kong to make his revelations and then travelled to Moscow. He was supposed to board a plane to Cuba, but his assigned seat remained empty. He's believed to be hanging out somewhere in Moscow airport. I've done the international travel thing a few times myself and I bet you anything that Snowden is either in Sunglass Hut or trying to work out whether he's actually getting a bargain if he purchases something from the duty free shop. Paula just needs to swoop in, put the traitor in a headlock and she's back in the game. Those crazy, fascistic, neo-con Americans would love her forever and Hello Magazine would pay a fortune for the photographs.