3. Do A Remake Of Ebony And Ivory With Stevie Wonder
The musical landscape is full of misfits with personality disorders and borderline criminals who would be in prison if they couldn't carry a tune. Paula would be right at home with this new peer group - that platinum rinse she sports has got a soupçon of the Lady Gagas about it. Initially I kind of suggested this as a bit of a joke, but as I think about it, it's a pretty good idea. I mean, Paula's a few years younger than Madonna and probably looks better in a leotard, so it's not too late and she could totally carry it off. Stevie Wonder is undoubtedly a musical genius and a radio hit would be an apt reminder to a modern audience who may not have ever checked out his work. Paula could bring a little humility, poignancy and Southern flavour to an already bangin' choon. Of course, once she makes the move into music the possibilities for intriguing and successful hookups are endless. Witness below; Say Say Say and The Girl Is Mine - Paula Deen and Paul McCartney (these would balance out Mr. McCartney not appearing on the Ebony And Ivory remake with Stevie Wonder which would stay at #1 for aaaaaaaaaaages) Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Paula Deen and Aretha Franklin U Got The Look - Paula Deen and Prince Bring The Noise - Paula Deen and Anthrax The last two would be awesome. Firstly, I'd love to hear Paula harmonising with the helium assisted Prince and singing the following; Your face is jammin' Your bodys heck-a-slammin' If love is good, lets get 2 rammin' I never understood the obtuse reference to sheep farming, but it's a great song nonetheless. And finally Paula taking on Chuck D's verses in this classic rap/metal crossover would BLOW! UP! Anthrax could certainly do with the boost right now. I'm admittedly in the minority here, but I found their last album, Worship Music, disappointing despite the return of the peerless Joey Belladonna to vocal duties. Anyway, Paula could release these duets to create a buzz, drop a mixtape to get some of that street heat and then put out her debut album which would be entitled You'd Butter Believe It! I'd be bumpin' that hard with the top down on my convertible. The honeys would be all like "WTF!" and then they'd see me, hear the hard PD beats and they'd be all like "Hey, Playa!"