4 & 3. Badger And Skinny P
This one just writes itself, doesnt it? A drug-fuelled comedy-drama with elements of The Odd Couple and Dumb and Dumber starring Jesses deadbeat pals couldnt possibly fail. This buddy sitcom could focus on the duos disastrous attempt to build upon the ruins of Walts meth empire, or better yet, their efforts to sell a Star Trek script to CBS. We're not sure whether the network would go for his idea about an intergalactic pie-eating contest that culminates in Pavel Chekov's disembowelment, but maybe the blue stuff will give him some inspiration. A few episodes in, and the show could become a fish-out-of-water tale about the drug-addled duo's attempts to survive in the fast-paced world of network television. Either way, the results are guaranteed to be funnier than Badgers attempt at Riverdance.