7 Life Lessons Orange Is The New Black Season 2 Taught Me

5. New Teeth Can Change Your Face

PennsNetflixWho knew that a person's teeth made so much difference to their face shape and general looks? Sure, shiny white teeth are favorable to rotting black teeth, but they also make a difference to the entire package. When the world's favourite hillbilly meth-addict gets new teeth at the beginning of season two, it's like a revelation. What was once a washed up looking little creature transforms into something that half resembles a human being. The personality doesn't change with it, but you can't have everything. Pennsatucky is an oddball, but then this series is full of them, who flits between intense religious belief and intense anger problems. After the finale of season one, I honestly thought she was dead. In the first episode of season two we learn that Piper thinks the very same thing. But she's not. She's well and truly alive and returns to Litchfield Correctional Facility with a new outlook and a new set of teeth. Somehow her pearly whites make the rest of her face more attractive. This in itself is truly a life lesson. If you ever feel like you're looking old and worn, don't waste your money on botox, simply go have your teeth replaced.
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