8 Characters From The Simpsons You’d Most Want To Know In Real Life

4. Johnny Tightlips Or Frankie the Squealer

Frankie Simpsons This one depends on which side of the law you tend to find yourself on. If you€™re a villainous type, Johnny Tightlips is the best friend you could ever wish to have. He won€™t tell anybody anything €“ and that extends to telling the doctor where he€™s been shot. He won€™t tell you how his mother is, or even if he has one at all. In short, he is the perfect man to join your €˜legitimate businessmen€™s social club€™. If law and order€™s more your thing though, Frankie the Squealer€™s the guy for you. Want to know where your stolen bike is? Frankie will tell you. Want to know Fat Tony€™s embarrassing real first name? Frankie will tell you. You won€™t even need to bribe or threaten him; he just likes squealing because it makes him feel big.
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Charlie Whelton is a freelance journalist from London, happy that all those years spent watching television are finally going to good use.