8 TV Shows That Owe Their Longevity To Boobs

7. V.I.P.

I think we can safely place any show starring Pamela Anderson on this list, considering that even her sexiest movie, Barb Wire, was an utter failure at the box office, and that came out only a couple of years before she started on V.I.P.

That can only mean one thing: The viewing audience knows they can get great breasts and a decent story at the multiplex, so there's no reason to choose between one or the other. But sometimes home viewers have to make that very difficult decision and, according to Ms. Anderson's track record, they're totally cool with getting their "stories" from their erections. V.I.P. lasted four seasons despite the plot of every single episode being "fake bodyguard Pamela bumbles another investigation, but her boob almost pops out so it's all good."

The budget on leather pants and latex jumpsuits probably cost the production company a fortune. Speaking of which, it's been rumored that the only reason this show was cancelled after a fourth season is because the production company went bankrupt. So there you have it. There is a cost to making boobs the "face" of your show.

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