8 TV Shows That Owe Their Longevity To Boobs

6. 2 Broke Girls

We need to do a little exercise here. Raise your hand if you watch 2 Broke Girls on a regular basis. Great, now cover your obvious erection with your other hand and slap yourself in the face with the raised on. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO TELEVISION?

If it wasn't for all the blatant racism, lazy sexual references, and general lack of punchlines, there wouldn't be much of a show. Well, actually, there would be a show, but it would be one of the lamest softcore porn serials you've ever seen.

The constant presence of Kat Dennings heaving bosoms is supposed to mask the shrillness and obnoxious cluelessness of everyone involved, but even her ample chest couldn't possibly hide those deficiencies for five-plus seasons! ...Can it?