American Dad: Ranking Every Main Character Worst To Best

3. Steve Smith

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In many ways, Steve Smith is a typical 14 year old American boy. He argues with his sister, he wants to be a grown up as soon as possible, and he is utterly obsessed with sex. However, in many other respects, such as once growing breasts, falling pregnant with an alien baby, and reverting to the body of his six year old self, he couldn't be further from normal.

Throughout everything however, he has always been nerdy, and this is the base of his character. Even when he became the bad boy of the literature world, he was a giant dweeb.

His love of Dungeons of Dragons, The Lord of the Rings, and Battlestar Galactica have never made him the most popular with the girls at his school, but that hasn't stopped him from trying. His constant quest to lose his virginity and touch real boob is a constant source of hilarity.

He was at first obsessed with Lisa Silver, before moving on to Debbie, Carmen Selectra, his Grandpa's geriatric friend, and pretty much any female that moves. He has even become so desperate that he built himself a sex robot out of bits around the house, which is so creepy it just has to be funny.

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This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.