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4. Flyswatting Apparatus

As Seen In: 'Fly' (Season 3.10) Sometimes, it's the little annoyances that really burrow under the skin, and the common housefly can be a serious bone of contention, especially to those working in the methamphetamine trade. With contamination a serious issue which must be avoided at all costs, it is imperative to arm oneself properly against germ-ridden vermin and protect the product. Mercifully, there is a means of eradicating such pests in a quick, easy, and (relatively) painless manner, and no shoes need be sacrificed along the way. Banish all thoughts of odorous anti-pest spray, bulky electric zappers, and endless strings of flypaper. Simply arm oneself with the Walter White-endorsed flyswatter and show that pest who is the danger. Just make sure that it's all taped together properly first. (If fly issue persists, the customer is recommended to try the old "stepladder-and-newspaper" trick. That'll zap him, yo.) Prime Endorsement: "This is a swatter. And it happens to work quite well, thank you." - Walter White
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