Breaking Bad: 13 Tie-In Products We'd Love To See

3. Keep Huell Happy (A Board Game)

As Seen In: 'Crawl Space' (Season 4.11) As Breaking Bad's final seasons unfolded in all their jaw-dropping majesty, something of a cult began to develop around one particular secondary character. The legend in question is none other than Saul Goodman's personal bodyguard, Huell Babineaux. Renowned for his pickpocketing abilities and his penchant for beds made entirely of drug money, Huell is beloved among fans as one of the show's most enjoyable supporting players. In one of his most memorable scenes, Huell - paired with the oily Patrick Kuby - is made to threaten the corrupt Ted Beneke into settling his debt to the IRS. Ted's incentive? To keep Huell happy. How is that manageable? By doing what he's told. One of the best means of placating fans who miss the antics of Huell and Kuby would be to release some sort of game which revolves around keeping the loveable lummox safe, secure, and in high spirits. Players must traverse around a treacherous chessboard peppered with dangers, ranging from rabid dogs to vengeful drug kingpins. The winner is the first player to safely navigate Huell to the safe house, where he can remain in peaceful contentment until... err... We're not sure, actually. In fact, whatever did become of Huell in that safe house...? Prime Endorsement: "This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy." - Patrick Kuby
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