Breaking Bad: 13 Tie-In Products We'd Love To See

7. Speciality Box Cutters

As Seen In: 'Box Cutter' (Season 4.1) Whether needed to assist in opening that brand new package which just hit your doormat, or to slit the throat of a grunt who has jeopardised the security of your drug empire, no home or superlab is complete without a Fring-brand box cutter. Available in a range of colours (including Victor Memorial Green), these speciality tools are robust and easy-to-use, built around a sliding mechanism which allows that razor-sharp three-inch blade to protrude without fuss or collateral finger dismemberment. Now comes with a free easy-wipe cleansing solution; perfect for purging your product of accumulated grease, sawdust, or carotid artery fluid. Prime Endorsement: "He'll break out his box cutter on his sorry gimp ass." - Jesse Pinkman
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