Breaking Bad: 13 Tie-In Products We'd Love To See

6. 24-Inch Party Pizzas

As Seen In: 'A Caballo Sin Nombre' (Season 3.2) Even though Walter's bargaining plea to regain access to his own household didn't work with the no-nonsense Skyler, I'm pretty sure most of us would be tempted to let him back in, even if only so we could get our hands on some of that Venezia's pizza. The party pizza (which cameos several times during the series) spans 24 inches, and is one of the fixtures of this list which actually exists in reality. All we need now is for Venezia's to achieve worldwide ubiquity, so that those of us outside of the United States can enjoy the gravity-defying delights of their produce. Best of all, as well as being delicious, these pizzas are democratic, bro. Just as with cutting one's own Christmas tree, it seems that Venezia's let its customers slice their own pizza. The benefits are undeniable: it saves unfathomable man hours during the creative process (as Badger has calculated, if each pizza takes ten seconds to cut, across a yearly stretch that accumulates to "a lot" of time saved), and the lack of slices gives the pizza great aerodynamic characteristics. If Breaking Bad joined forces with Venezia's and embarked on a worldwide marketing campaign, Domino's would be facing some serious competition. (Dipping sticks and roof shingles are optional extras.) Prime Endorsement: "This place, they don't cut the pizza, and they pass the savings on to you." - Badger
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