Community: 10 Greendale Classes We Would Love To Enroll In

1. Sailing

1280px Ghost Riding The Jib There isn't a large enough body of water within hundreds of miles for someone to take a large boat for sailing at Greendale, but if you are going to learn how to do it, it might as well be in the parking lot. So, with no water, sharks, or rogue winds to present real danger this has to be a pointless course. Nope. Shirley, Pierce, Troy, and Britta learn the hard way. A man fallen overboard is a lost man, and a failing grade. There is no turning back once someone slips three feet onto the asphalt €“ they are goners and a captain must make a tough decision when it counts. If you want to be a sailor without the real life experience but fool yourself into thinking that you are, then Greendale once again proves the school to be. Because in the open concrete of the faculty parking lot, you never know what may appear to roll your boat across a reserved parking space. So that's what I think. What do you think? Have I missed any of your favourites?
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