I talked to your son on Family Day. I know about your gambling
You’re not even that good at yo-yo
If you’re going to argue with me, at least put on a bathing suit
Those teenage girls playing ping pong with you are doing it ironically
Self appointed queen of the SJWs. Find me on Twitter @FiveTacey (The 5 looks like an S. Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the 5?)
