"Well, I know a thing or two about Spanish myself."
"That's a lie, and you won't drag the Hawthorne name through the mud. Not on my watch."
"I've been trying to get her number all year."
"Are you the board-certified tutor?"
Michael is my name, overanalysing comedy is my game! Anime, wrestling, TV, movies and video games all live in my head rent free!
