Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 9: 8 Times Larry David Was A Social Assassin

3. The Seder

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Making new friends can be hard, especially as you grow older. Where can you go to meet new people as an adult? The library? You're not allowed to talk there. The park? Nothing besides bread-hungry ducks are likely to prove amenable in such environs. So when a fresh buddy falls right into your lap - complete with a mutual interest in your favourite hobby - you can't pass them up. Even if they are a registered sex offender.

Immediately inviting them round for the Seder without first consulting your wife is probably not ideal, however. Making it even more impermissible - and embarrassing - are the posters pinned up around town advertising the face of the sexual deviant to all the other Passover guests. Nevertheless, Larry insists on providing sanctuary for a fellow Jew - not least because of the sweet golf set-up his new buddy has at home.

An already awkward evening turns positively toe-curling, even for Larry, when it transpires the only man capable of delivering mouth-to-mouth during a medical emergency is, naturally, his sex offending invitee. Still, gave plenty to talk about around the dinner table.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.