Doctor Who: The Time Of The Doctor Trailer - 11 Questions For Christmas

10. Why Do The Cybermen Have "Wooden Upgrades"?

It's not a surprise that the Cybermen would be returning for Eleven's final adventure, in fact it's pretty much required. What is a surprise though is the fact that we've learned that there's a wooden variant to the traditionally metal menace. Now besides the obvious reason of confounding The Doctor's screwdriver, seeing as it didn't used to have a Wood setting. However, that reasoning goes out the window now that The Day of The Doctor solved the dilemma by using a little bit of timey wimey logic involving The War Doctor. So the question still remains: why would a species bent on technological superiority build their own demented version of Pinocchio? My guess: either they didn't get the memo and think this is a proper Doctor-proofing strategy, or they want to use it as camouflage amongst Trenzalore's forests.
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Mike Reyes may or may not be a Time Lord, but he's definitely the Doctor Who editor here at What Culture. In addition to his work at What Culture, Mr. Reyes writes for Cocktails and Movies, as well as his own personal blogs Mr. Controversy and The Bookish Kind. On top of that, he's also got a couple Short Stories and Novels in various states of completion, like any good writer worth their salt. He resides in New Jersey, and compiles his work from all publications on his Facebook page.