Doctor Who: 10 Times The Ninth Doctor Totally Owned Everyone
8. "All You Do Is Eat Chips, Go To Bed And Watch Telly..."
Please observe a moment of silence and at the same time excuse all the gasps and indomitable glass breaking. The Doctor has managed to burn all of the Brits. Though he does make up for it by saying how brilliant they are in later episodes, followed by a German burn. He doesnt seem to carry on well with countries at all, does he? While its true that all Brits do is eat chips ("They're fries!" argues an American in the distance), go to bed and watch TV, the Doctors missing the point about tea! And queuing ("Its called waiting in line!" argues aforementioned American)! Even so, it is true. Nobody has an idea about the amount of danger theyre in the moment they step out of home, the forewarning 'Bad Wolf' in near sight, the blue box they just idly pass by... except LINDA with their weekly meetings in the basement about recent TARDIS sightings and unrealistic relationship dynamics going on in the background.
