7. The Kangs See First Man In Their Lives, Make Fun Of Him
You've got about 30 or so girls who've grown up together in Paradise Towers with absolutely no contact with boys, or even a familiarity with the word, which makes you wonder how old they were when they were dumped there. These girls are all (if you're feeling generous) somewhere around the 20 year old mark. Now, as anyone who ever snuck into the living room in 1984 to watch the movie Blue Lagoon on partially scrambled cable knows - Just because you haven't had any kind of formal 'birds and the bees' speech given to you doesn't mean that you're never going to figure out the basics on your own. In fact, that we still exist a a species kind of stands as a testament to the fact. So unless the vending machines are also selling prophylactics alongside their ice-hot fizzade, the real problem Paradise Towers should have been facing as a pile of unexpected babies who all looked vaguely like Howard Cooke.