3. Fans Will Convince Themselves That Every Cliffhanger Will Involve The Return Of Paul McGann
And none of them will. Like, seriously. The Eighth Doctor is never coming back, OK? It was just a one off thing for the 50th anniversary. Deal with it already! Although, stranger things have certainly happened...
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