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Appears in: The Husbands of River Song.

He may only have been a waiter but even Flemming had to have the right criminal credentials to work onboard the Harmony & Redemption, a starship for the rich and ferocious.

So it wasn't surprising that he bargained his way out of becoming King Hydroflax's latest head accessory by promising the big red robot that he could get the best head of all (behave yourselves, now) - the Doctor's.

As we know, you should never read from someone else's diary, but to obtain further information on the Doctor, Flemming unwisely began reading aloud extracts from River Song's diary - infuriating her with each word he spoke.

Eventually, River ends up with the final word by telling Flemming that she dug him up in the future following the ship's crash-landing on Darillium.