Family Guy: 50 Best Episodes

36. 8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter

Family Guy 36Season: 4 Episode: 8 Original Air Date: July 10th, 2005 Another long-running gag on Family Guy is just how awful Meg Griffin's life is. Her parents don't like her, or even know anything about her. No guy at her school wants to be seen anywhere in her vicinity, even though she has made it known that she'd basically do anything sexually, which is what all guys in high school are looking for. Her entire life is just a joke, basically. In this episode, Peter runs up a gigantic tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, but is unable to pay it off. Instead, he "sells" Meg to the Goldmans, because Mort's son, Neil, is a super nerd that is obsessed with Meg. He's the only one who cares about her in any way, but because Meg views herself as "better" than him, she continues turning him down. In an attempt to cancel the contract and get her daughter back, Lois has to try and seduce Neil, working on every "MILF" fantasy that teenage boys have about the mothers of their classmates. It's as hilariously awkward as you would imagine it to be. Lois has been portrayed as a bit of an animated sexpot on the show before, but things were taken to a new level here.
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