He Got A Hernia Lifting Weights
He Broke His Arm Jumping On The Bed
He Broke His Hand Punching A Metal Post
He Hit Himself In The Head With A Baseball Bat
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
