He Wore The Same Top As A Girl He Was On A Date With
He Ate Food That Fell On The Floor On A Date
He Threw A Girl's Wooden Leg On A Fire
He Ate His Date's Entire Desert While She Was In The Bathroom
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
