"Please Let's Talk More About How Unhappy My Wife Is"
"It's Lasted Longer Than Two Of Your Marriages"
"That Is The Last Thing I Need To Think About Right Now"
"All My Energy Is Going Into Not Asking That Question"
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.