Full House: 10 Moments That Show Michelle Tanner Was A Terrible Person
2. Please Don't Touch The Dinosaur
Season 6: "Please Don't Touch The Dinosaur" That is a statement that shouldn't have to be uttered to anyone, including a seven-year-old girl on a field trip with her friends. Dinosaur bones are millions of years old, they're on display behind a velvet rope- the universal symbol for "Stay Behind"- and there's a giant sign that says "Please Don't Touch The Dinosaur." Maybe it was the contraction in the sign that confused Michelle; maybe it was the allure of playing "Tag" in a place of knowledge; maybe she just doesn't care about history. In any case, Michelle attempted to use the leg of a long-extinct dinosaur as a safe-base, and instead ruined a prehistoric artifact. And of course, her Uncle Jesse took the blame. Michelle did almost managed to take some of the blame. Almost, because immediately after shouting that it was all her fault, she looked at her Uncle Jesse and shifted the blame squarely back to him, hissing, "I wish I was never in your group!" This led to a very special moment between Jesse, Danny, and Michelle, that ended with a group hug and tag-team tickle of Michelle. Who in the world taught these two grown men that this was the appropriate way to discipline an obviously troubled child?
The 'House is a father of two and husband of one in Minnesota. He is an improv comedian, and in his spare time follows WWE, MLB, The Simpsons, and Bob's Burgers. Growing up he was a huge fan of He-Man, and refuses to believe that it was in fact terrible.
