Full House: 10 Moments That Show Michelle Tanner Was A Terrible Person

3. Michelle Spends Her Reward Money On The Dumbest Thing Imaginable

Season 7, "Joey's Funny Valentine" In season eight, Michelle bought a donkey with her lemonade money, but that doesn't even come close to topping the idiotic purchase she made the previous year. What makes the donkey-purchase somewhat understandable was the fact that she was spending her own money; this time, she also wasted her sisters'. You see, a parrot just happened to fly into the shared bedroom of Michelle and Stephanie. With the help of older sister D.J., the three girls found the parrot's owner, and returned it. However, the parrot's owner- Big Sid- was also the owner of an appliance store, and he was so thrilled with the girls returning his beloved pet, he offered them their choice of any one product from his store. A store filled with stereos, big screen TVs, karaoke machines, new washers and dryers... unfortunately, D.J. and Stephanie could not agree on any one item, so of course the deciding vote went to Michelle because... well, because why not? Instead of doing the democratic thing and placing a deciding vote on one of the previous choices, Michelle went the "third party candidate" route and chosen the absolute worst item imaginable: the cardboard stand-up of the owner. Why would Danny allow Michelle to choose this visage of a colorblind creep when literally anything else in the store would have been better, more valuable and worthwhile? At this point, I am convinced Michelle has the power to make people explode with her mind, because there is no other logical explanation for her father not telling her, "No, we're not getting that, we're getting the TV" right then and there.