So youre secretly getting it on with your sister, who also happens to be the Queen. Seems fine, but just in case you probably want to keep it on the down low, why not sneak off and do it at the top of a tower, where nobody will be able to see. Oh wait, little Bran Stark's just climbed up the outside of the tower and caught an eyeful of the whole thing. How best to deal with it? Probably, if youre Jamie Lannister, just push him out the window and hope he doesnt survive. Because nothing screams "Im a people person!" like remorselessly paralysing kids.
