Oh Tyrion, cant you just settle down? We all know your humour is a defence mechanism masking a deep loneliness. Oh hang on, this Shae girl seems nice, yes, be with her. She was fiery, passionate, perfect... And then went and betrayed Tyrion in court, causing a classic trial by combat scenario that ultimately ended in a death sentence for Tyrion. Though fans were shocked, some were prepared to forgive Shae, after all, Tyrion made it out alive and with some help he escaped the city. But hang on again, whats this? SHAES IN YOUR DADS BED AND THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN A LIE! Yeah, it doesnt get more dickish than your Dad hiring a prostitute to pretend she loves you, only to do it with her on the sly. You dont get that one over at Buckingham Palace Well, not that we know of.
