Oh Theon, it must be hard having that chip on your shoulder. You were taken by your familys enemies as a child and raised as one of their own. But to be fair to the Starks, they were pretty good to you and you were treated as one of their own. You even had a best friend in your adoptive brother Robb. You guys seem pretty tight actually. You wouldnt screw him over to impress your real Dad would you? Oh, you would Well as long as youre not a major butthole and burn two young children to death as a message, pretending theyre the youngest Stark boys. Oh you did? Well, Im sure things will work out just fine for you. Theon, you keep enjoying all those ladies, because your success is clearly going to endure through thick and thin, no doubt about it.
